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<b>Halloween: All Hallow E'en, The Eve of All Hallows, Hallow e'en, The eve of All Saintas'Day</b><br>

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<h2>Halloween Joke</h2>

Did you hear about the cannibal who was expelled from school? <br>
He was buttering up his teacher.
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Did you hear about the guy that lost his left arm and leg in a car crash? <br>
He's all right now.<br>

Have you seen Quasimodo? <br>
I have a hunch he's back!<br>

How can you tell that a vampire likes baseball? <br>
He turns into a bat every night.<br>

How can you tell when a vampire has been in a bakery? <br>
All the jelly has been sucked out of the jelly doughnuts.<br>

How do you fix a jack-o-lantern?<br>
With a pumpkin patch.<br>

How does a girl vampire flirt? <br>
She bats her eyes.<br>

What did mama cannibal said to baby cannibal when he told her that he really liked his grandfather?<br>
"Would you like another piece?"<br>

What did the cannibal do when he saw an "All you can eat" restaurant? <br>
He had two waiters and a busboy.<br>

What did the french fries dress up as for Halloween?<br>
Masked potatoes.<br>

What did the little ghost have in his rock collection?<br>
Tombstones.<br>

What did the mother ghost say to the baby ghost?<br>
"Don't spook until you're spooken to."<br>

What did the skeleton say to the bartender?<br>
I'd like a beer and a mop!
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What did the skeleton say while riding his Harley?<br>
I'm bone to be wild.<br>

What do baby ghosts wear on their feet?<br>
Boo-ties<br>

What do ghosts and goblins drink on Halloween? <br>
Ghoul-aid.
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What do ghosts put on top of an ice cream sundae? <br>
Whipped scream.
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What do ghosts serve for dessert? <br>
I Scream.
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What do little ghosts drink?<br>
Evaporated milk.
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch? <br>
Fish and ships.<br>

What do witches put on their hair? <br>
Scare spray. <br>

What do you call a ghost in a torn sheet?<br>
A holy terror.<br>

What do you call a ghost with a broken leg?<br>
Hoblin Goblin.<br>

What do you call a little monster's parents? <br>
Mummy and deady.<br>

What do you call a monster with no neck? <br>
The Lost Neck Monster.<br>

What do you call a roomful of ghosts?<br>
A bunch of boo-boos.<br>

What do you call a witch who lives at the beach? <br>
A sand witch.<br>

What do you call dead cows that come back to life?<br>
Zombeef.<br>

What do you do with a green monster?<br>
Wait until it ripens.<br>

What do you get when you cross a black cat with a lemon. <br>
A sour-puss.<br>

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? <br>
Frostbite.
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What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost? <br>
Bamboo. <br>

What do you get when you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its radius?<br>
Pumpkin pi.<br>

What do you give a skeleton for Valentine's Day? <br>
Bone-bones in a heart shaped box.<br>

What does a skeleton orders at a restaurant?<br>
Spare ribs.
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What game do ghost like to play?<br>
Peek-a-Boo.<br>

What goes "Ha-ha-ha . . . THUD!"<br>
A monster laughing his head off<br>

What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog? <br>
He is mist.<br>

What happens when a ghost haunts a theater? <br>
The actors get stage fright.<br>

What instrument do skeletons play? <br>
Trom-BONE.<br>

What is a cannibal's favorite type of TV show? <br>
A celebrity roast.<br>

What is a ghost's favorite desert?<br>
Iced Screams.<br>

What is a ghost's favorite oatmeal?<br>
SCREAM of Wheat.<br>

What is a vampire's favorite holiday? <br>
Fangsgiving.<br>

What is a witch's favorite subject in school?<br>
Spelling.<br>
What is as sharp as a vampires fang? <br>
His other fang.<br>

What is Beethoven doing in his coffin right now? <br>
Decomposing.<br>

What is Dracula's favorite kind of dog?<br>
A blood hound.<br>

What is the tallest building in Transylvania?<br>
The Vampire State Building.<br>

What kind of key opens a casket?<br>
A skeleton key
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